renkades:

Kelly and I built Beef and Pause again.

ruinedchildhood:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

jadehariey:

burairium:

jadehariey:

so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines

no wonder its in washington

OH MY GOSH

120-cell:

velgaduere:

nandosagi:

bratscad:

• Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games
• They take their time to develop them
• Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games
• Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3
• Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U
• Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer
• Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan

[keikaku intensifies]

this will never stop being relevant

rebagelling again for the gif

tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!

aliquidstate:

oh ok

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

nerdgasming:

castielofasgard:

I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,